file seeker31.. epeidh thymamai ki egw ton kairo pou eixa erthei foithths kai malista edw sta ksena kai thymamai pws oi diafores paratakseis etazan polla kai diafora kai epeidh den eimai troll san tous allous, tha sou apanthsw me pasa eilikrinia kai sovarothta: mhpws eisai malakas?
kai ekshgw gia na mhn pareksigithw:
1. h kathe parataksh proskeitai se politiko komma.
2. to kathe politiko komma exei kata kairous kai kata kyrio logo, ypovoithisei me thn egwistikh tou stash thn katarrakwsh ths xwras.
3. to kathe politiko komma exei taksei ouranous me t'astra sto kathe eukolopisto pshfoforo pou nomise oti o eks'apo'dw (he who shall not be named), o andreas me thn vyzarou gynaika, o mpoulhs o kwstakhs, to amerikanaki o jeffrey giwrgakhs, to fidi o antwnhs, to kontopoutano notho tou stalin, o xontros doppleganger tou hitler, o thleproedros, o tzivatos alekshs ktl ktl, noiasthkan ksafnika an exei na faei, an exei mellon autos kai ta paidia tou, an exei vre adelfe mia kapota na gamhsei.
4. kanena apo ta parapanw kommata den exei pote ekplhrwsei tis yposxeseis tou gia ena kalytero avrio. ektos vevaia sta rousfetia alla an hsoun enas apo tous eklextous den tha anoiges kan auto to topic.
5. oi foititikes paratakseis apartizontai apo mellontikous kareklokentaurous kai/'h partakides pou megalwsan (h' kalytera anatrafhkan se kommatika mantria) na anamasoun tis yposxeseis twn pateradwn/manadwn tous kai apla na ta plasaroun me pio prosito pros ton nearo foithth styl.. p.x. den sou leei tha exeis kalh douleia, sou leei tha se voithisoume me shmeiwseis gia th sxolh. den sou leei tha noiastoume gia thn oikogeneia sou, sou leei tha gamas kala mounakia kai epeidh eisai wraio paidi tha sou dinoume kai kapotes giati eimaste kai large typoi. den sou leei tha exeis koinwnikes asfaliseis kai dwrean metafores, sou leei tha se phgainoume gamates ekdromes. you get my drift...
6. opws ta politika kommata den exoun kanei pote kati apo auta pou yposxethikan para mono epifaneiaka, etsi kai oi foititikes paratakseis se theloun gia to pshfo sou kai isws sou petaksoun kana psixoulo (an perissevei apo ton poukamisato mpoulh ths dap, ton kai kala epanastath knith, ton gyalaka pasoko pou thelei na to paiksei sosialisths alla to iPhone den ton afhnei, to ksyrismeno xrysavgoulo pou exei prhstei ap'ta anavolika ktl)
7. kalytera pata se kana mathima vre adelfe kai kane kai parea me kalous mathites gia tis shmeiwseis, kane parea me gkomenes apo erasmus alla kai ths filosofikhs, texnwn ktl gia na riskeis phdoulous kai kane parea me synopadous sou ama thes kapoio na sou stathei pragmatika otan se strimwksoun tipota periergoi (eite lites einai, eite kathigites einai, eite allopadoi einai, eite ths fantasias sou ap'ta drogia, den kserw, eksartatai) kai gia pragmatika gamates ekdromes.
8. s'ola ta parapanw eksaireitai h Enwsh Kentrwwn giati o Basilhs Levenths einai pio gamatos ki apo nutela meta apo mpafo. Kai to PANKI, alla katalavainw thn thesh sou an den eisai Panathinaikos. vasika ksylo se ola ta arnia kai skylia twn foititikwn parataksewn.
9. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
10. eprepe na grapsw kati gia na ginei dekalogos.
